I’m not the only one who worries about pooing after a transfer!
From her very own…
Nurse CutiePie told me that as soon as we were done, I could get up and pee. “It’ll be up there. It’s not going to fall out or anything like that.” I told her about reading an IVF bulletin board post about a woman who was afraid she’d pooped out the embryos by going to the bathroom immediately after transfer, and Nurse CutiePie said “Seriously? Where did she think they’d put the embryos? Maybe that’s why they needed to do IVF: They’d been doing it wrong.”
Before the transfer, I was worried about having to poo.
I was worried that the movement of bowel would create sympathetic movement in the uterus and usher out our little pip in an untimely fashion.
(you know, like when you have your period and get the runs?)
Anyway…I shouldn‘t have worried. Actually, I don’t give a shit.
For real, mate.
There has been very little bean poo.
For this I have to thank the progesterone goop that gets shot up the wanger every night. It’s drying out my nether regions to a chip. Everything is dry. Dry poo. Dry wanger.
Don’t care about the wanger. That’s not seeing any action for a spell.
But the poo.
Usually 3 prunes would do the trick. I ate half a packet, a gallon of water, some pear juice, a whole lettuce and some norma-fibe and still had a pretty unsatisfactory result.
I hope the stolen moisture is keeping the endometrium nice and juicy-that’s what it’s meant to be doing.
