Our delightful IVF company like us to pay our monthly bill before we have treatment.
They recently sent us our next bill. Their euphemism is ‘pre-treatment quote’ but there is a big stamp at the bottom of the letter which says:
THIS ACCOUNT IS PAYABLE IMMEDIATELY.
PLEASE SEND YOUR REMITTANCE WITHIN 7 DAYS
We are used to their bold demands. What freaked us out this month was that they increased their fee for frozen transfers by nearly 60%, completely without notice.
Well FRAK ME.
Apparently they employed some snazzy new business manager who did a ‘time and motion’ study which came up with the brilliant conclusion that they could charge A WHOLE LOT FUCKING MORE.
It’s lucky I get paid reasonably well for squeezing milk out of breasts as we’re now facing nearly a grand every 3-4 weeks.
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Comment by t-pow — October 20, 2006 @ 7:42 pm